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CALLING ALL ROBOTS: oohlala is spending all her time on SpaMblR....

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:05:52 -0400

CALLING ALL ROBOTS:

oohlala is spending all her time on SpaMblR. won’t you please join?

BONER ROCK FOR YOUR SPRING AND SUMMER: Van Halen /...

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:04:17 -0400

BONER ROCK FOR YOUR SPRING AND SUMMER: Van Halen / Panama

“Model citizen, zero discipline.”

Music for Saturday mornings: Blur (with Stereolab’s...

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:34:05 -0400

Music for Saturday mornings:

Blur (with Stereolab’s Laetitia Sadier)/ To the End

Teenage Boner #4: A Tribe Called Quest/Bonita Applebum

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:17:00 -0400

Teenage Boner #4:

A Tribe Called Quest/Bonita Applebum

I want, I want, I want: Smorkin’ Labbit!

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:21:02 -0400

I want, I want, I want: Smorkin’ Labbit!

LOOK LOOK LOOK: SpaMblR! A website that takes your favorite spam...

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:07:01 -0400

LOOK LOOK LOOK: SpaMblR!

A website that takes your favorite spam headlines and makes them into art. Pass it on! Send stuff in! Repo your spam!

Heart/Crazy On You (live) The Unicorn animation from the...

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:30:00 -0400

Heart/Crazy On You (live)

The Unicorn animation from the previous post led my mind to Heart, naturally. I went through a serious Dreamboat Annie/Little Queen phase in the late nineties and I still have the coke mirror Heart logo belt buckle to prove it. I even blew my vocal chords trying to sing “Barracuda” at a budget karaoke club in Bay Ridge once. My throat was already shot from a weed-fueled clambake in my friend’s car only moments before. Lessons learned: don’t party in Bay Ridge if you can help it…and don’t even try to karaoke a vocally-charged Heart song, let alone when you are HIGH. Another lesson learned: when you are faced with a long guitar solo in the middle of your karaoke performance, just twirl. Pretend you’re wearing a cape and that the more you twirl, the more you’re impressing everyone in the room with your magical wizardry kahoots.

The Steve Miller Band/Abracadabra (Thanks for bringing this to...

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:12:31 -0400

The Steve Miller Band/Abracadabra
(Thanks for bringing this to my attention Miss Erin K.!)

Here’s the thing- the genius of this video is not limited to my good pal Backstreet Pete’s observation that it makes him (and I quote) “want to go retreat into my rapture bunker.”

It’s not even the numerous hi-tech special effects that put Max Headroom or Clash of the Titans to shame either. It is, in the end, YouTube user comments like these, as pointed out by Backstreet Pete:

“It sucks that youtube only plays mono. The stereo version of this song was and is way ahead of its time. The cleanest synths ever in a song, period.”

WTF was that debate last night? After waiting all day in...

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:54:00 -0400

WTF was that debate last night?

After waiting all day in anticipation for what might end up being their last debate together, I end up having to watch Obama field questions about wearing a flag lapel pin?? Or how about those super important questions about old members of the Weather Underground? For real, ABC??

Get out of the office and into the springtime video for your...

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:13:00 -0400

Get out of the office and into the springtime video for your hump day:

Belle and Sebastian/Legal Man

Flashbacks: Foppish Dandy Disregards Local...

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:28:00 -0400

Flashbacks:

Foppish Dandy Disregards Local Constabulary

“In addition, he is described as dominating conversation, eating all the comfits, wickedly quipping bon mots derived from village gossip and comporting himself generally in a manner most unbecoming and unsettling…”

Robot test #5: Does this article speak to your very...

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:58:08 -0400

Robot test #5:

Does this article speak to your very soul?

“The bleeps and bloops, they kind of invade your brain.”

Happy Monday! Richard Dawkins will ease you into a saner,...

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:47:00 -0400

Happy Monday!

Richard Dawkins will ease you into a saner, better week- I promise.

Music for Sunday mornings: The Pandoras/ It’s About...

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 09:21:00 -0400

Music for Sunday mornings:

The Pandoras/ It’s About Time.

The Monkees/ Porpoise Song From their surrealidelic 1968 film...

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:30:00 -0400

The Monkees/ Porpoise Song

From their surrealidelic 1968 film Head, co-written by thee Jack Nicholson.

Music for Saturday mornings: The Scientists / Last Night

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:20:47 -0400

Music for Saturday mornings:

The Scientists / Last Night

i want i want i want i want

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:19:11 -0400

i want i want i want i want

Teenage boner #3: Still get the chills hearing When Will You...

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:58:00 -0400

Teenage boner #3:

Still get the chills hearing When Will You Come Home by Galaxie 500… happy weekending!

Robot Test #4: Mmmkay…so I guess I should somehow...

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:37:00 -0400

~~Robot Test #4:~~

Mmmkay…so I guess I should somehow reference this in terms of robots, since it doesn’t really have much to do with boners. Although- if you’re super impressed by what you’re seeing and the mere anticipation of rain (so you could actually wear one of these contraptions) gives you a boner…then I guess that means you’re a robot who is in denial about umbrella porn.

Flashbacks EXTRA: OMG, where to begin? Depeche Mode intro +...

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:49:42 -0400

Flashbacks EXTRA:

OMG, where to begin?

Depeche Mode intro + Steve Buscemi + turquoise and pink + Willie Nelson + Miami Vice= Boner City, USA.